if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
things i don’t own enough of
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.